Okay- how much can I love Rusty Fischer? I mean really?I honestly didn't exactly know what to expect going into Ushers INC. especially after LOVING Zombies Don't Cry like so hard... Ushers INC. was absolute awesomeness! I SMILED the entire time, this is such a feel good- FUN read!It's the year 2017 (if my math is correct so DON'T quote me dude!) and vampires, zombies, werewolves- basically all things that go bump in the night have 'come out of the closet'.Abby, who is wonderfully sarcastic and full of awesome, Zach, Cliff and Tracy are all best friends. They work together at the theater and all live at the Merriwether House for Wayward Teens... (they're orphans)Ushers INC starts at the end (which generally annoys the crap out of me- but it totally worked for this book!) then goes back to tell us HOW Ushers INC was formed... on a night like any other night there was a zombie outbreak in Theater 6... I HAVE NEVER laughed so hard in my freaking life.Bottom line- I cannot explain this book in all it's hilarity and do it justice! "Just then the werewolf roars and we cling to each other, B-movie actress style, screaming into each others ears." "I mean, first zombies, then werewolves, now... now volleyball vampires!"Seriously, my ENTIRE review could consist of nothing but quotes that I wrote down and loved from this book!